planet8:

ridge:

nicolezai:

She got them

did it on em

JACKIE U TELL ‘EM U TELL ‘EM


theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.

theamericankid:

10/10 would ride it into battle.


When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

jollyasaroger:

nothingelsetodohere:

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I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence. 


illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.


fuckyeah-nerdery:

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

Booty cakes.


bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them



generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me


barnacleboyofficial:

Jinkies

barnacleboyofficial:

Jinkies



bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn


stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*