She got them
did it on em
JACKIE U TELL ‘EM U TELL ‘EM
10/10 would ride it into battle.
I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence.
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
Clever way of getting his features in there
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
i wasnt gonna reblogg but then
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*